@ ppl being salty about penny dreadful : have u ever read a gothic novel in ur life
@anon concerning the post i deleted: apologies, i thought jared had legal action taken against him due to how some articles write about the subject. didn’t realise it was forums, sorry.
guy: so yeah, like, its Alice In Wonderland but with a dark-
me: [already asleep]guy: it’s a fairy tale, but it’s a retelling where there are no happy en–
me: [literally in a coma]
Girl: so it’s a classic fairytale, but instead of Prince Charming the princess will be kissed awake by a female knight.
Me: [Awakens from an eternal death sleep] Go on.
twitter doodles
if kyle ron wasn’t force-sensitive
- me: now that exams are over i can finally play video games all day
- someone else: but isn't that what you've been doing anyway
- me: yeah but now i can do it without feeling guilty about it
Waluigi and his fellow waluigis
i have about 30000000 “squad goals” in my notifications right now enough.
- a knight: foul dragon im here to vanquish you
- dragon: what you packing
- a knight: this is the legendary sword, durandal and --
- dragon: oh okay, i see. - pulls out a gun -
- a knight: holy shit, wait
when ur iphone charger breaks but ur sibling has one that works
